Wednesday, 30 July 2008

My latest website

Thursday, 24 July 2008

I HATE OXFAM

Walking through town today , I have been accosted by several of OXFAM's offensive young CHUGGERS

OXFAM:
A society formed by left-wing middle-class twats to assuage their feelings of guilt as they swig their Mouton-Cadet

KWOUT

KWOUT is a well cool add-on for firefox, performing cut & paste scaleable screen grabs




TRY IT!

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Doesn't it annoy you when.....

when Alan Hanson...when advertising for "Morrissons" can't actually say "Morrissons" but says " Moor Suns".. I ask you, can anyone understand a word ?

People say Kilometres thus KEEL-OH-MEETERS rather than KILL-OM-ITERS...I should prefers it if they said MILES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, 22 July 2008

GOVERNMENT

The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.
--Thomas Jefferson

Friday, 18 July 2008

Sir,
Since your newspaper made the reckless decision to become a tabloid, I have noticed with horror the very poor standard of grammar by your columnists. There seems to be littl or no editorial supervision.

Opinion:July 18
The headline reads " Is the greatest Russian Stalin or Nicholas ?"

It should, of course, read " Is the greater Russian, Stalin or [ is it]Nicholas?"

I should have thought that the average nine-year old would know better! This just one example of many. On a daily basis , I notice on average 100 "Illiteracies" in your newspaper. The Times used to be a flagship, particularly noted for both good usage and style. I now use your newspaper in key skills & basic skills classes to point out the infelicities of poor and often confusing grammar; whereas a few years ago I used it to illustrate good usage.

I remain,
John Holmes

Thursday, 17 July 2008

Sleepless in Aberystwyth

Blog for 4th July

Where has the year gone?
trouble in the

colonies?..Damned Yankies!

more to the point; where is summer?

I

finally topped-up my internet account yesterday, after being locked out owing to

password problems......now that I have data/ air-time , the network is

down...DOH!EDIT......The Network IS NOT DOWN..THE STUPID CUNTS HAVE GIVEN ME MOBILE PHONE MINUTES.....PLUS THEY WON@T COVERT THEM>>>STUPID CUNTS WANT ME TO PAY TWICE>>I SHALL TAKE THE BASTARDS TO COURT AND BAD MOUTH THEM OVER THE NET>>>>>THEIR MARKETING NOUS SEEMS TO BE NON_EXISTANT...I've written to the MD suggesting they dont site their call-centre in the sub-continent...and give them authority to rfund....HOW DO THESE STUPID BASTARDS STAY IN FUCKING BUSINESS?
am i a real-life Arthur Dent_________pay your bill and get cut off!!!!!

Science faction(sic)

It is 4:45

a.m. , I shall go for a walk assuming that most of the drunks are either in bed or in

the gutter

why does the network always crash, when I can't sleep?



consider a number N, such that N=N for all values of

N
.....No, consider STAR TREK....or cowboys in space....Saturday

morning kid's show at the local bug-hutch........If it is "Cowboys & Indians" , ,

Who should have played the parts in the hay-days of kinema?

Take the classic

series.......

.

Bones.....got to be Noah Beery

Kirk...Mmmm..a

little trickier, but John wayne gets my vote

Spock... is a bit of a bugger, i thought of Robert Mitchum...but that's just plain wrong!......Jimmy Stewart could be Scotty...but who is Spock?........I shall ponder this whilst i take my very early morning constitutional along the prom..BRRRRRRRR....cold, but clear...i shall have earned my bacon & eggs this morning!
Moving on to STNG...Picard is so obviously NOT John Wayne...Henry Fonda , perhaps?
Riker is ??????.......Data must be Clint Eastwood!!!!!!!!!!!....Geordie is Olly Hardy (Yes he was in westerns!)...got it!   Riker is Alan ladd on stilts!..troy is so annoying I am tempted to fill her role with Angela Lansbury (yes , she was in westerns too!)....funny how so many screen-actors got their breaks in westerns....I shan't mention DS9 or Enterprise; i am getting weary of this...but please fire back your classic western-actors for Star Trek; I shall be most intreagued.

Film Night


Thursday is "Film Night" chez-moiBUT I decided Not to watch a film; rather I viewed a surprizingly interesting documentary on the history of the Sunday-School...these rare treats do crop up from time-to-time! I had my usual bottle of red, a rather over-flavoured sicilian number, accompanied by a Bolivar Royal Corona; i should like to say it was an excellent smoke, but alas it was rather ordinary and never really developed, it stayed well and had a good construction, the draw being a little on the easy-side of ideal, earthy but shallow taste, even burn with no touch-ups required 1hr20m, I shall put the rest of the box in the bottom of the large humi on cedar for a year or two, although I don't think that they will improve as the box is 2003. next week i think I'll spark up a saint-luis-rey corona...there are about half-a-dozen lurking in the humi.

Ancient Languages

i ran into an old friend the other day, for want of something better to do he's just taken a first-degree in physics; in his final year he learnt FORTRAN !...Okay, it's still good at number-crunching and has excellent I/O parameters; BUT , get this, the course DID NOT cover N-dimensional arrays !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
right 6:15 time for bacon and eggs, more later........